other teens: i wish i had money and independence and drugs and sex
me: i wish i could visualize distances and physical length in my head instead of needing a ruler every time
All these people saying “OMG have you listened to that song stressed out by 21 pilots???”
I’m like
“Bitch, first øff its twenty øne piløts, nøt the number, write that shit øut. Secønd, have yøu listened tø Fake Fan by Every Twenty Øne Piløts Fan?”
And they’re like
“Of course, that song is my jam!”
Then there’s me with a
*facepalm*
“Fucking bandwagøners, listen tø anything that isn’t øn Blurryface and then cøme back tø talk business.”
Stop being a fucking child. People are allowed to like music without being a hardcore fan of the damn band.
I legitimately thought this was joke but apparently not so
Fucking hell this is the most childish, rude thing you could ever do.
Consider this: let people like things. You’re the exact type of person NO ONE wants to have to deal with.